I hate it when you wake up just when you were getting to the best part of your dream. Then you try to go back to sleep and you end up dreaming about something very random and not so great.
So the mid-sem break officially starts in 30 minutes :D yessssssum
I'm going to be heading up to The Entrance tomorrow with my fam and family friends for a few nights.We're going to see the pelicans, go climbing up palm trees and go skinny dipping at the beach at night.
...Only kidding. I actually have no idea what's on the agenda, but the place is swamped with pelicans so we're probably going to be looking like tourists and take pics with them.
I actually remember going there once back in primary, and one of the pelicans bit onto my dad's cap hahah.
I hope the place I'm gonna be staying at has wifi. Pleasepleasepleaseee. Otherwise, I shall be keeping in touch with peeps through snail mail via pelican deliveries. Or do they only carry seafood and babies?
Omg so schleepy zzzzz
Went out to my backyard on Friday arvo to find a bat tangled up in the netting that covered one of our fruit trees. It was hanging upside down, legs and wings in very awkward positions, all wound up from head to toe... if bats do have any toes. The only way it could've been tangled up that badly was by flying straight into the net, clinging onto the net with its claws or whatnot in an upside down position, and turning and tumbling itself around in circles until the net completely covered it's whole body and it could no longer move. I felt so bad for the poor fellow, staring at us with it's sad and beady eyes, yet at the same, I was just thinking of how stupid this bat could be lol.
Bats bite and it hurts and it could give you rabies, so my bro and I called RSPCA and they came and cut the netting around the bat and untangled him once they got back to their clinic. They called and said that it was very dehydrated (been stuck there for the whole day apparently), and that it was probably feeling very numb cos of the restriction the net had on it's blood circulation. The bat will be staying at their center for a week or so, to get back into shape, before they release it back into the wild. I hope it can still fly, cos if it can't, they'll be putting it down, and it'll be all the net's fault. And I will feel bad about it (the net's been taken off now).
Anyway, much appreciation goes out to the two RSPCA workers who drove all the way out from Yagoona to rescue this little furry creature. It would've probably died within the next day or so if no one saved it. I must say though, bats do not smell good. It's odour still lingers in my backyard around that tree haha *wrinkles nose*.
So I just spent 10 minutes writing about my how my Friday afternoon was at home, which can only mean one thing - it's that time of the year again where uni students rip their hairs out and facebook newsfeeds get crazy. This is a very failed attempt at professional crastination as I have run out of things to write about, so I'm gonna head off now and try to do some studying (code word for procrastinating elsewhere).
Goodluck for all your exams and asses, guise!!
and a Happy Birthday to Lily, my beautiful yamster ♥
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me … it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test … we couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!Via Jamie's tumblr
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Even though they won the game today againt Serbia, the Socceroos still don't qualify in the top 16, and Julia Gillard made Kevin Rudd cry and is now the new PM of Australia? What else will this day bring?
So here I am on blogger again, instead of studying for my last exam. Whenever an exam or a due date draws nearer, my goals start to depreciate.
1 week before bio: One week is a lot of time. Must get a HD. Must, must, must. I will read through my notes and do the sample questions multiple times.
3 days before bio: Why aim so high? A D is good enough. I'll just go through my notes a couple of times and do the sample questions once.
1 day before bio: Who cares about HDs and Ds? I just need to pass. Must cram notes and do at least half the sample questions.
...And this exam is worth 80%.
I am so screwed.
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WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
my dad
2. What is your weapon of choice?
bribery of food
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
yes. depends on why though =p
4. How about of the same sex?
also depends on why. I would more likely bitch slap haha
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
mum :(
6. What is your pet peeve?
chopsticks need to be in line when placed on any table
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I try to not let them bother me
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t?
to stooody
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
3pm in the arvo?
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t?
sandra
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I'm hungry, so I can't do the laundry
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
yeah
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
this morning jogging
7. How many times did you snooze your alarm clock today?
seven times, then I eventually turned off the alarm setting and went back to sleep haha
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
i'll have to think about that one
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
white meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one night?
not sure. just enough to get slightly tipsy
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
would like to gain a few kgs
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
all three. I like spicy the most though
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet and thought “lunch”?
LOL WTF NO.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked:
err..
2. How many people have seen YOU naked:
dunno haha. how many relatives saw me as a naked baby?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at someones chest/crotch?
hahaha yes, but not intentionally. i space off, and my stare coincidentally has to be someone's chest
4. Have you “done it”?
nope
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender?
um..hair?
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
LOL no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
one, although it's more of a savings account card
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?
any chocolate/marshmellow store
3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
give some, spent some, save some
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
nup. i would die of boredom
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
a tazo from an opened chip packet in franklins when i was younger :P
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
alot
PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?
being able to cook tomato/tofu soup :D
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
getting into hurlstone LOL
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
plenty of things
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
not really. depends on what im coming in second for lol
5. Have you ever entered a contest knowing you would win?
ahaaha. yes, a children's (3-13y.o.) drawing competition last year
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
probably
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?
thinking of a 7 letter word for a scabble-like game (words with friends!) on my ipod touch =]
ENVY
1. What item does your friend have that you want?
tackie's N97 phone
lisa's lava floating thermometer
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
lolwhut?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
zooey deschanel
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
not really lol. depends what you constitute as cheating
5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?
yes
6. What trait in others do you wish you had for yourself?
more confidence
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey?
no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
gluttony? idk lol
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oompa loompa
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Highlight or put the statements in bold that you believe describes you.
My personality:
I’m loud only when I’m high. haha not only, cos it depends on who i'm with
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with. i would like to think
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room (my house) daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I’ve had braces.
I have braces. are retainers a type of brace? hm
I change my hair colour often.
I straighten my hair often.
My ears are pierced.
I have small feet.
Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I’ve missed an ex before.
I’m almost always scared of being hurt. kinda almost..not really lols
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been on a train.
I’ve left the state/province.
Someone close to me has died.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve taken a school bus.
I’ve gone bungee jumping.
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
I’ve won an award.
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
I listen to country. sometimes
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno. i technically listen to it, cos my brother's room is right next to where the laptop is and he leaves his door open
I listen to rock. chyeahh :D
I listen to r’n’b/soul.
I hate the radio. i looooove the radio!!1!
I download music.
I buy CD’s.
Television:
I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
I watch soap operas daily.
I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
I’ve seen and liked The OC.
I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
I’ve seen and liked America’s Next Top Model.
I’ve seen and liked Popular.
I’ve seen and liked House.
I’ve seen and liked 24.
I’ve seen and liked CSI.
I’ve seen and liked Everwood.
Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve ran away from my home.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair:
I’ve been brown.
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black. have
I’ve been red.
I’ve been light brown.
I’ve been medium brown.
I’ve had purple/pink.
I’ve been blue/green.
I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
I use conditioner.
I’ve used silk therapy.
I’ve used hot oil treatments.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.
I’ve ironed my hair. LOL do people actually do that?
I’ve braided my hair.
I’ve had/want dreadlocks.
School:
I’ve thrown something at a teacher.
I’ve yelled at a teacher.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve had an in-school suspension.
I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.
I’ve walked out of class.
I’ve skipped an entire day of school. with permission though, so is that counted? lol
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I’ve failed a test.
I’ve cheated on a test. in chinese class in primary, i wrote all the chinese characters on a tissue paper and i pretended i was sneezing
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
I’ve failed Art.
I’ve failed P.E.
I’ve failed Math.
I’ve failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I’ve been caught skipping.
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"LIKE A FUCKING KING" LOL
(click on the image to enlarge it)
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me: hey laurence, tomorrow is touch a boob day
brother: YESS!
uni sucks balls
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At this rate, I'm going to turn into a banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
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All I've been doing at home is cleaning the house for cny and drama bingeing.
Autumn's Concerto, starring Van Ness Wu and Ady An, is sooooo addictive!
And the kid in it is so adorable ♥♥♥
Can I keep himmmmm? :D
GOSH, I NEED A JOB!!!1111
Taxed off Helen's tumblr mwahaha
A - Age: 17
B - Bed size: single and comfy
C - Chore you hate: taking out the stinky garbage D: pee youu
D - Dog’s name: dont have a dog, but would probably name my pet dog after an ice cream flavour *looks at jamie* LOL.
E - Essential start to your day item: must have a cup of milk
F - Favorite colors: blue and green
G - Gold or Silver: silver ftw
H - Height: 164cm
I - Instruments you play: piano, recorder and harmonica ehehe
J - Job title: lazy hermit
K – Kids: ryan my dad :D
L - Living Arrangements: with brother, parents, grandpa
M - Mother’s name: Betty
N - Nicknames: belly, bel, blendy, smelly, pebble, luser
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: asthma attack when I was 2 and 5
P - Pet Peeve: when chopsticks aren't in line properly
Q - Quote from a movie: Jack, I'm flying!-Titanic. LOL not. waaaaaay too many movies to pick one
R - Right or left handed: righty. but I want to be ambi
S - Siblings: younger brudder
T - Time you wake up: 10-11
U - Underwear: like totally G-strings and T-strings
V - Vegetable you dislike: those long fugly wrinkly green beans
W - Workout style: dancing retardedly along to the radio
X - X-rays you’ve had: chest rays
Y - Yesterday’s best moment: when I came first in mariokart mwhahaha
Z - Zoos best: when you get to feed the animals and pat them :D
HAPPY belated 2010, EVERYONE!!
So technically, I have about 9-10 days left until my first external HSC exam - agriculture. What's disappointing, is that I had expected myself to be stressed enough by this stage to actually work my ass off and hardcore it out. Sadly, this has not be the case at all.
This past week, if anything, has been filled with attempted 'studying' with the infiltration of various ways of bludging, and food binging. If I have gained any new knowledge this week, it is the discovery of even more different ways to procrastinate. Just terrific. Maybe I need isolate myself and lock myself up in a room only with my notes- but even then, I would somehow find a way to procrastinate, like using my notes to do origami or something. This sucks ass.
The true meaning of studying:
Studying = Student + Dying
If I continue like this, I'm gonna fail fo sho =( I mean I know I care about my HSC, but I'm not doing anything about it. WHEREFORE ART THOU, MR. MOTIVATION!?!
I realised I have neglected a couple of my subjects, particularly maths and English. On the topic of subjects, English has got to be the most retarded subject to ever exist. I reckon it's the hardest subject to study for too. For other subjects, it's just information and data you memorise, and with practice, answering past hsc questions shouldn't be too bad.
But with English, I could be staring at my empty sheet of paper or my blank computer screen opened up on word, for hours. You have to actually THINK :(
Mental blockage is so lame. And would it even benefit me in the future to know that John Donne was a woman-crazed, jealous-filled squat? I think nottttt.
Point is, I DONT KNOW HOW TO STUDY PROPERLY *cries
Okay, I'll stop whinging and actually go do something more productive now.
I hope you guys are having more luck studying than me right now.
BYE
Now *that's* what you call fail +.+fhgadsjnchgxa my brother just got a new phone! and its actually pretty sexy.
he wont let me take a picture of it and i dont know what type it is lol
*looks at my ancient phone that can only store 170 msgs*
DAMNIT I WANT A NEW PHONE. with an improved memory bank
I wanted to go to tvb carnival today but not allowed T_T
jamie and ash better get me freebies hehe
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09/09/09
Upside down devil's number.
lol next year, the binary code number.
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ANOTHER GLORIOUS DELIGHT I BEHOLD:
I let my cousin borrow my guitar hero guitar for a mega box of my fav chocos :DWhatta great bargain.
Ryan also gave me a strawberry today!! three lovelies in one day.
JOOOYYY
Today is the first day of spring. THIS SUCKS ASS :(
Hello hayfever.
On a brighter note, Tu and I made a deal last year (cant remember what it is now) and he was suppose to give me a Gaara soft toy, cos you know, Gaara's just an eyebrowless awesome ninja (L)
LOOKIE WHAT HE GAVE ME INSTEAD:
It's soooo cute! The axe that the cow's holding squeaks when you squeeze it xD
Laurence: In the hurlstone entrance test, the last page said "blank page"
Me: Yeah... it's intended to be blank
Laurence: But is it actually blank?
Me: err...yes?
Laurence: Nooooo! If its a blank page that says blank page on it, then its not a blank page because a blank page will have nothing on it, but this page has something on it so its not a blank page. OWNNNNNNNNNNNED! you just got OWNED! *does dramatic victory dance*
Here I am on the internet again, doing what we all do best - procrastinate.
I went on soompi forums to relieve myself of ag study (FAR THERE'S SO MUCH TO REMEMBER) and here's one of the posts:
"Although I've had numerous "temporary relationships" with other girls, I've finally started my first. She is cute, innocent, sexy, and so strong. Sometimes, on dates, I just whip out my cellphone and start taking 100s of pictures of her instead of actually talking. She poses and we always have fun that way. For our 100th day celebration gift, I am planning to give her a custom dart board. It will have pictures of all my previous "temporary" girlfriends (there will be a lot) on it. That way, she can play darts with it or something. Is it a good idea?"
I read that and couldn't stop laughing for ages. *Very* creative, but he's basically asking for his relationship to commit suicide.
How about he make a dartboard with pictures of HIM on it and she can use it whenever he has done something wrong and pissed her off lol :D Man, would that be a great present.
ks, back to studying~
Labels: procrastination, random
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY RYAN!! :D
I wear my jersey at home too much ahaha, but for some reason, I feel happier when I'm wearing it. I think it gives me endorphins.
Rawrr
