Chocolate
Monday, October 20, 2008
Harvested the lettuce we grew from agriculture today :) Man, Irvin and Daryl were like taking as much as they could hahahah FREE LETTUCE!
When I got home, my dad, mum AND grandpa commented on the excellent quality of the lettuce LOL xD then my dad washed the lettuces several times, and more and MORE pests and bugs came out!
SLUG COUNT: 9. NINE!!!!!! AND COUNTING! EWWW
MILLIPEDE/CENTIPEDE COUNT: 3. THREE. GROSS.
How many times shivers went down my spine count: 1000000 KAZILLION BILLION +++
grossed out >_<
Chocolate binging all afternoon hehehe YUM YUM! While lying there doing absolutely NOTHING but eating.
Chocolate makes people happier: "consumption of chocolate triggers the release of endorphins, the body's endogenous opiates" - confirmation of what chocolate actually does :P "One would need to consume several pounds of chocolate to gain any very noticeable psychoactive effects; and eat a lot more to get fully stoned" AHAHAH Ryan! we shall get ourselves stoned one day with chocolate :D
OMG my mum cracked a hilarious joke today, compared to the lame 'pun' like jokes she usually cracks ROFL! and she was laughing so much before she even told my brother, dad and I what the funny part was that I thought she had already said the funny part and I missed it or something =D
Translation from viet: A year 2 kid learnt his addition e.g. 1+1=2 ..2+2=4 and so forth; and when he went to school, the teacher asked him what 5+5= ? and so, forgetting what he memorised, he had still remembered that 10 is the number of fingers he has. So, he puts his hands in his pocket and counts his fingers, and then he answers 11. Why did he answer 11? AAHAHAHAHAH I never knew my mum had a mind like this!
Labels: agriculture, chocolate
