"Although I've had numerous "temporary relationships" with other girls, I've finally started my first. She is cute, innocent, sexy, and so strong. Sometimes, on dates, I just whip out my cellphone and start taking 100s of pictures of her instead of actually talking. She poses and we always have fun that way. For our 100th day celebration gift, I am planning to give her a custom dart board. It will have pictures of all my previous "temporary" girlfriends (there will be a lot) on it. That way, she can play darts with it or something. Is it a good idea?"